What the Fuck Ryan Gosling

All I want for Christmas is you fiddling with them. And the deluxe Two and a Half Men box set.
Merry XXXmas.

All I want for Christmas is you fiddling with them. And the deluxe Two and a Half Men box set.

Merry XXXmas.

12/24/11

12/20/11

I personally think you’re one frigid fugly bitch.

I personally think you’re one frigid fugly bitch.

12/17/11

So maybe it is you.

So maybe it is you.

12/16/11

My feelings also regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.

My feelings also regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.

12/15/11

And what kind of spoilt douche buys bottled water?

And what kind of spoilt douche buys bottled water?

12/15/11

12/11/11

And bitch is on fire.

And bitch is on fire.

12/8/11

We shall walk on the beach sharing our hopes and dreams.

We shall walk on the beach sharing our hopes and dreams.

12/7/11

We’ll go drown some puppies after Two and a Half Men.

We’ll go drown some puppies after Two and a Half Men.

12/7/11

Accent theme by Handsome Code

He only kissed you in the rain because he was too fucking cheap to buy an umbrella.

Inspired by but unrelated to Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling.